Twitter Trending Topics

I love Twitter, it's like one of the best vices I have. I don't know why it's so addictive and enjoyable when all you get to do is just post your thought, whim, rant and other whatnots on it. One of the reasons why I use it is because of the inability of your followers to comment on your tweets, unlike in Facebook which is too accommodating of other people's opinions. I guess, Twitter makes me feel like I can be narcissistic and not worry too much that people would hurriedly place their thoughts on my posts. Safe haven much?

Anyway, the other day, there was a trending topic which appealed to me. Twas something like "#WaysToPissAGirlOff". I posted "Lie to her face. Most often that not, she already knows what you're up to so don't even bother lying." it's true. I don't know why men don't already know that when women ask them questions, especially when they're doing something wrong, they ask to confirm and not to know. And if you attempt to lie, you'd be screwed. If she doesn't know yet, expect that after you lie, she will know. So the point is, don't even bother lying to a girl because she will eventually find out.

But women are like judges; even if they have all the evidence in their hands, they still want you to enter your plea, to hear it directly from you, And at the earliest opportunity possible, I suggest you enter your truthful plea. Don't go pleading not guilty and go through that process of having to dig up evidence, because it will get dirty. She will find all possible evidence to use against you until you'll feel ashamed of yourself and regret lying in the first place. We have instincts like that of bomb sniffing dogs; no matter how hard you try to hide that bomb, we WILL be able to spot that bomb.. Even from afar.

Honestly, I'd rather you be truthful with me. If you're unhappy, come up to me and tell me straight up that you're unhappy. Tell me you've found someone else. Tell me it's not you and it really is me. Tell me that it just isn't the same anymore, that were through and that you're sorry or you're not. Dot tell me we can still be friends because that's the worst assurance you can give us after breaking up with us. Don't give us anything to hold on to because boy will we hold on to it. If you haven't realized it still, us girls are a sentimental specie. We attach every meaning possible to everything even the smallest hello's and liking of FB statuses.

Wow, this blog has gone to one topic to another. I guess what I'm really just trying to say is.. Don't lie.. Give us the painful truth, we can handle it or well at least try.. Don't give us sugar coated white lies.. We're not stupid.